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Mikey P

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(1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

(2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

(3) In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

(4) When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

(5) When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

(6) When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

(7) I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

(8) What you though this was about the answering service?


How has your life or business gone "Full Circle"?


Dave Yokums, you go first..
 
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Mardie

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Simple. To sum it up. Been Their Done That and Bought the T-Shirt.:smile:

But hey it aint over till the fat lady sings.
 
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Royal Man

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I don't know if I want to get into life too much. (It would be like therapy.) A simple one would be that my life started on day one with last rights and holy water and it will probably end that way with a lot of struggle in-between.
 

Mardie

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I don't know if I want to get into life too much. (It would be like therapy.) A simple one would be that my life started on day one with last rights and holy water and it will probably end that way with a lot of struggle in-between.

Thats not called struggle It is called adventure. No mattter how you see it the more notches (good or bad)you got on your belt at the end of the day the better.
It is them with few notches that you got to feel sorry for.

Should you need more therapy i can accomodate through PMs at the cost of 42 cents a sq. ft. oh no i mean 42cents a word.:smile:
 
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