Vacuum du Jour...

[Mike Pailliotet]

The Royal is king if you own the ACME Rubber Company.

 

[Mike Pailliotet]

But they're too light to vibrate the carpet to get any heavy sand up. Go back and look at your bags you tore open. Was there any sand buildup in them like there would be in your Royal?

Please don't be butt hurt that we don't both use the Royal anymore.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Please don't be butt hurt that we don't both use the Royal anymore.

I used Royal long before I met you

 

[Mike Pailliotet]

You gotta admit, that Pic of that vacuum is pretty cool of that Aerus vacuum. I have no clue why my customers wouldn't buy it. Maybe I'm just a crummy vacuum salesman. I didn't sell any of them. I'm glad I only bought just one for demo

Reeks of MLM..

 

[BIG WOOD]

Reeks of MLM..

???

 

[SamIam]

Reeks of MLM..

Actually you can't with good conscious sell something you don't believe in.

 

[Jimmy L]

WILL THERE BE A GROUP BUY FOR US MIKEY FOLLOWERS?

$49.95 delivered!

 

[Nate The Great]

WILL THERE BE A GROUP BUY FOR US MIKEY FOLLOWERS?

$49.95 delivered!

The same as David Koresh followers...

 

[Mike Pailliotet]

The perfect vacuum for a lazy germaphobe like Ladwigs

 

[Jimmy L]

You got that right! With the influx of illegals and other migrant populations that want to live here one can't be too careful of what BUGS they bring.

 

[Dolly Llama]

I see you've gone senile over your vacation...

donno, I forgit ...but my "speedy..er umm SPIDEY senses" still work prettydamngood



..L.T.A.

 

[hogjowl]

donno, I forgit ...but my "speedy senses" still work prettydamngood

..L.T.A.

Spidey

You idiot

 

[Dolly Llama]

Spidey

You idiot

oops ..

but they're speedy too

damyoo

..L.T.A.

 

[Mike Pailliotet]

So what was your point there Peter Parker?

 

[Dolly Llama]

So what was your point there Peter Parker?

that you're predictable...

..L.T.A.

 

[Mike Pailliotet]

Too funny



Like it was a big mystery that it was a direct air design


You and Marty, regular Key Stone Cops..

 

[Jimmy L]

Yeah what a bunch of stupits!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Ya'll be some dipshitz!

 

[Mike Pailliotet]

So dumb they probably don't even know it'll suck up a bowling ball..

 

[JS41035]

Lol I keep one on the truck. I took it out for Nashville because I didn't want to get made fun of. The girls that clean for me love them. They use a stiff broom to sweep the edges out then go crazy. I'd still rather have sharks because they can vac out drawers and ceiling fans. It's crazy how light they are. A belt will last about 3 days if you are pushing all day though.

 

[Mike Pailliotet]

That's 71 hours longer than a Royal with cheese

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[BIG WOOD]

That's 71 hours longer than a Royal with cheese

The best way to save a belt on a royal is turn it on with it raised up to the max or tilted to the side so there's no tension on the belts