walking the tightrope with Joe

Mikey P

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Is this young lady your..
Daughter?
Niece?
Adopted child?
Family in any way shape or form?



Please make it perfectly clear so I dont have to run home to get to the delete at 2:15 PM on a Tuesday after Brent or Vawter calls this person a naughty name and you EXPECT me to protect her virtues...
 
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Mikey P said:
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Is this young lady your..
Daughter?
Niece?
Adopted child?
Family in any way shape or form?



Please make it perfectly clear so I dont have to run home to get to the delete at 2:15 PM on a Tuesday after Brent or Vawter calls this person a naughty name and you EXPECT me to protect her virtues...
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"I WOULD RATHER YOU JUST DELETE.... BrENt..."If that would be EaSIeR fOR yOU".... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


bAwB ..aIn"t going to SAy...cHiT... :!:

Or ...I will cut him off the WEB CAM... !gotcha!


They can say what they want... :roll:

bAwB... just get TiReD of seeing.... ODIN ....with that same CHICK..all the tImE... :p :p :mrgreen:

ps ..Thank's for the CONCERN... 8) I will "TaKE bAcK" what I said about you in ALL those PM's... :lol: :lol: :lol:

pss.. She is a part of my "cOuGaR PUP rEsCuE"...program.... !gotcha!
"STRICKLY A "CATCH & RELEASE PROGRAM"...We do what we can... :oops: shiteatinggrin shiteatinggrin
 
bob vawter

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i guess that means it's open season on cougar pups........
so Joe...wheres the Rubber Room Teeshirt shot i was pRoMiSed....huh? :x
 
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bob vawter said:
i guess that means it's open season on cougar pups........
so Joe...wheres the Rubber Room Teeshirt shot i was pRoMiSed....huh? :x
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There was a "wIttLe"...issue with that.... :oops:
 
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Its a nice change up from this sausage fest in here...

Just in case one is related to you, I will lay off the kickball jokes or atleast keep them to a minimum. More PG-13 to be on the safe side.

shiteatinggrin
 
Brian R

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Hostage.

Joe...Lay off the camels (I'm talking about the cigarette not the toes) :roll:

I don't want you bitching at me through a talk box at the next Mike Fest you decide to grow balls and go to. :mrgreen:
 
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puscifeR said:
Its a nice change up from this sausage fest in here...

Just in case one is related to you, I will lay off the kickball jokes or atleast keep them to a minimum. More PG-13 to be on the safe side.

shiteatinggrin
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Brent..."We are good"... !gotcha!

After you PMed me .."I believed that you didn't understand they were my "adopted daughters"

NOW...these are great girls...they live LIFE to the FULLEST... 8)

I realize that MOST of these guys DO NOT GET OUT MUCH.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Soooo this is my cOnTrIbUtIoN...do the DinOsAuR mUeSuM..of OlE cArpEt cLeanErS... !gotcha!

MAKE NO MISTAKE.... :idea:

I roll with 6 to 10...of these Girls everywhere I go..BECAUSE "I"...pick-up the TAB... !gotcha!
We have LOT'S of FUN... :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
And It REALLY pisses -off..all of the "40 somethinG" cougars...When they find out MOST of them live on "THE COMPOUND"..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: They HATE MY..." FrIggEn GutS"....
untill they find out ..I AM THEIR FATHER... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

It is worth ..EVERY PENNY..To see their FACES.... :oops: :oops: :oops: :mrgreen:
 
bob vawter

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ya but........THE SHIRT MAN.....what about....."The Shot"?

i'm old ...
we ain't got all day here...... :twisted:
 
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Brian R said:
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Hostage.

Joe...Lay off the camels (I'm talking about the cigarette not the toes) :roll:

I don't want you bitching at me through a talk box at the next Mike Fest you decide to grow balls and go to. :mrgreen:[/quote:2v6776c8]

Can....YOU NOT SEE....what "i"...look like... :shock:
Why in the WORLD...would ANYONE want to "wake up"...everyday and "LOOK at that MUG"... :oops:

" I am aGaInSt...life ..pRo-lOnGaTiOn.. :!:
 
Brian R

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Yeah you look like George Carlin after cancer treatment....but in a sexy way....or that could just be the picture talking.
 
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Next time I am in Fla. I will be the designated driver.
Anything to help a good cause shiteatinggrin
 
truckmount girl

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Jeez Joe you're not looking too healthy compared to the pics you took at your desk and with the goats...are you seeing a doctor? I'm not trying to be rude, or slam you, I'm genuinely concerned with your health. Get a chest x-ray, bloodwork and an exam.

Take care,
Lisa
 
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Thanks ..Lisa

I have been diagnosed as a "cRonIc mAstErbAitEr".... :oops:

I CaN'T...HeP...mYsElF.... :cry:

I just get dRunK everday....and....Next thing "I" know.. :shock:

"I AM ALL OVER MYSELF"........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wake up everyday...in TOTAL SHAME... :oops: remembering how I SCREAMED..Kens name..!


ps I am soooo Happy..that you have been able to stay in TIP TOP shape .... 8)
You haven't chAnged a BiT...since your "pOlE-sWinGinG"....photo's... !gotcha! :mrgreen:

Me & Jack...."What tErrIble dIsEaSe".... shiteatinggrin

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truckmount girl

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Awww....I knew you'd take it wrong. Seriously, dead serious...I'm not talking about the difference of 20 or 30 years and normal aging. I'm just saying the difference in the last year is concerning. PLEASE...get a chest x-ray and have a blood panel done.

Take care,
Lisa
 
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Lisa,

I knew your were being sincere..."sweet"


But ...this was 7 years ago.. :shock:

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This was last month... :roll: "cInCo-dE-MaYo"

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"You cAn'T FIX...UgLY.."... :oops: :lol:

Six months ago...Extremely thorough medical examination...!!! "for life insurance policy" & major medical..!!!
Flying COLOR'S...received lowest rates...everything great..even perfect cholesterol...Chest x-RAys..perfectly
clear..!

ps They ask if i had ..EVER SMOKED.. :shock:

PSS..If your hair looked LIKE THIS... :roll: ...."You would shave it OFF....Toooooooo." :mrgreen:

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dude you look like death on a stick

you should get checked out ASAP by Dr Gold Finger I hear if your nice the nurse gives you some Valium
 
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just be careful..........your at that age where every time you go to the DR they are going to want to put a camera or a finger up any available orifice they can find........
 
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"Not To WoRRy".... :idea:

mArY....Has agreed to SteAl my businees from ME..."When I am on my dEaThBeD".....

.......................................and give me 20%....................................... !gotcha!
 
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Harpo...after seeing that wonderful picture...




now I know how you came up with THIS hedLine.....





"Hey....Somebody should ...JUMP on this..."
 
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HARPER said:
"Not To WoRRy".... :idea:

mArY....Has agreed to SteAl my businees from ME..."When I am on my dEaThBeD".....

.......................................and give me 20%....................................... !gotcha!
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Hangin around with the girlies will take a lot out of ya.

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Bjorn

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it's not a chest Xray he needs

looks like he is so full of shit or he has been spending too much time in the howad partrege tanning salon

probably needs a colon cleanse

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truckmount girl

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Odin said:
it's not a chest Xray he needs

looks like he is so full of shit or he has been spending too much time in the howad partrege tanning salon
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That might account for the jaundiced appearance.are you using a tanning salon Joe? If not you are way jaundiced.

Take care,
Lisa
 
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