You're all wrong.
It's caused by the aliens, altering the global warming spectrum, which is affecting the core magnetism and transferring to the earth's crust.
This in turn competes against the current currents in the sea as they in turn are affected by the various phases of the moon.
The whole lot is put out of scientific whack by the numerous typhoons, hurricanes, cyclones and tsunamis that batter the air, land and sea extremities.
The resultant rise and fall of barometric pressures, pushes and pulls the various fibres in the direction that the aliens wish them to go, so as to further confuse you mere mortals, or earthlings, as we prefer to call you.
Carpets in most airports, if one concentrates, can be seen to be affected by this phenomenal perception as noted in Howard's Law Ch117 V1:14.
Another feature that we have continually frustrated you earthlings with, is our concentric circles and parallel lines in paddocks of maize, etc;
We love to play games, friendly and hate men in black.
