hogjowl
Idiot™
Depends
Were you sober?
Were you sober?
What is a Mikey's Fest
- Thread starter Mikey P
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darcie smith
Member
I was
darcie smith
Member
Awwwww Carrot Muffin made the montage... Thanks for throwing him in there. He can’t wait to meet Uncle Mike, Uncle Mark, and Aunt Meg
Mikey P
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Jimmy
I think you could be learn a ton from doing a RLMA Ride Along
I think you could be learn a ton from doing a RLMA Ride Along
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FB7777
Guest
Ride along or Drive by?
Cleanworks
Moderator
Can you say bait and switch?
Mikey P
Administrator
Can you say "Roger the crisis is over, give me my bra back"?
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FB7777
Guest
reminds me of those 3 card Monty games in Manhattan back in the 9-s
dude is wearing a pair of jogging sweats in a home with particle board cabinets and $10 kitchen chairs and the woman is gladly gonna fork over 5 sheets for carpet cleaning
”are you kidding me?”
watcha selling with that coloring book?
Mikey P
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Living The Dream
Member
What in the actual Fck? What a dipshit.
Mikey P
Administrator
Racist!
Living The Dream
Member
Him wearing a bra on his face has nothing to do with race. Don't play that card.
Gotta look professional!
Cleanworks
Moderator
It's a white bra.
Mikey P
Administrator
Mulato
Sierra Clean Care
Member
Exactly....
Living The Dream
Member
Mikey P
Administrator
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
Hi Meg.....I miss ya!
Aside from the bra...
That guy is making us look like idiots! The customer just want their s*** cleaned. They don't want to mess around with trying to decide what package they want. This isn't buying directv or purchasing a cell phone plan. It's pissing me off, thinking I actually tried that crap a few years ago before I opened my eyes when I realized I was wasting my customer's time.
If Steve or Bill is on lurking in the background reading this stuff, I hope they get off their high horse and realize that this isn't like the old days before the internet and adjust their teaching of being tactful on SoftSelling to build the invoice up. The dude actually tried to add on ANOTHER upsell on top of his stupid packages with cleaning the stairway. Then he was rambling on with his "EDuclEAN" Fookin idiot.
The dude turned an expected $50 "steam clean" job into a $550 upsell??? I guarantee that lady will be dwelling on that $500 upsell and will be pissed that she was pressured into that.
I highly doubt that lady was a real customer
I highly doubt that lady was a real customer
Mikey P
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What those packages were really telling that lady:
"If you don't take my ridiculous add on packages, I'm gonna punish you and screw up your carpet with a $50 splash and dash!"
But if he marketed a good, quality cleaning an fabric protectant with an average $125-$150 minimum, he could soft sell the other items that would be more appreciated and end the job with the same amount, and a customer that has a higher respect for him.
"If you don't take my ridiculous add on packages, I'm gonna punish you and screw up your carpet with a $50 splash and dash!"
But if he marketed a good, quality cleaning an fabric protectant with an average $125-$150 minimum, he could soft sell the other items that would be more appreciated and end the job with the same amount, and a customer that has a higher respect for him.
