When sleeping dogs lie

CaffClean

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The blunder from Down Under
One of the funniest memories I have is waking up, and rolling over to see my (old) little dog sharing my pillow and staring at me.
 

Matt Wood

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I just put my dog's bed in the washing machine 5min ago because she shat on it.

Hell no I'm not letting any dog in my bedroom or on my couch
 
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Brian H

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Dogs don't belong on the furniture nor on the bed. We have a comfy bed in our bedroom for our boxer and that's where he sleeps.
 

Matt Wood

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I was awakened by the cold nose and tickley whiskers Of Kirby the kitten snuffling my backside. I think he was being neighborly, but I shoveled him off the bed anyhow.
A true carpet cleaner names their pets after vacuum cleaners. I think my next dog will be named Hoover!
 
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Hack Attack

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I lost a job today because I wouldn’t come out to give her an estimate and I told her I wouldn’t mover her furniture. She wanted beds and dressers moved. Nope, call someone else.
my first job today, lil old lady with lots of lil ol lady stuff... 😒

sprightly ol girl moved most of it while I was out muttering to myself setting up 🤣
 

Cleanworks

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I had one of those little old lady customers who like everything moved. Good thing she had a very thoughtful late husband who before he died, put all of her furniture on castors. So easy to just push things out of the way and push them back.
 

sassyotto

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our German Shepard liked to lay on the bottom of the bed until he started to lean into my legs and Id wake up with a backache with a full schedule that day. Not anymore.
 

Jim Pemberton

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A hot Gal Pal of mine allows her dog to sleep in her bed with her.. :eekk:
The smell of her bedroom encouraged me to stay in the friend zone. Damn :hopeless: 😢

I had a similar experience. Four living dogs, hair matted on the all furniture, and a wall of urns with the remains of dogs that had passed.

She looked like Grace Slick but her place smelled like a zoo
 
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