A true carpet cleaner names their pets after vacuum cleaners. I think my next dog will be named Hoover!I was awakened by the cold nose and tickley whiskers Of Kirby the kitten snuffling my backside. I think he was being neighborly, but I shoveled him off the bed anyhow.
my first job today, lil old lady with lots of lil ol lady stuff...I lost a job today because I wouldn’t come out to give her an estimate and I told her I wouldn’t mover her furniture. She wanted beds and dressers moved. Nope, call someone else.
A hot Gal Pal of mine allows her dog to sleep in her bed with her..
The smell of her bedroom encouraged me to stay in the friend zone. Damn