When sleeping dogs lie

[Mikey P]

How many of you let your dogs sleep with you?

 

[CaffClean]

One of the funniest memories I have is waking up, and rolling over to see my (old) little dog sharing my pillow and staring at me.

 

[Hack Attack]

aww hell no

life & death in back of nowhere, its a maybe..

 

[DAT]

Bear wont do it. He digs a hole outside and sleep in it.

 

[BIG WOOD]

I just put my dog's bed in the washing machine 5min ago because she shat on it.

Hell no I'm not letting any dog in my bedroom or on my couch

 

[Brian H]

Dogs don't belong on the furniture nor on the bed. We have a comfy bed in our bedroom for our boxer and that's where he sleeps.

 

[Jimmy L]

CESSPOOL!

 

[Mikey P]

CESSPOOL!

We all have buttholes Jimmy...

 

[hogjowl]

Yes, but yours is Boyle

 

[Nomad74]

I've tried, but my big boy gets too hot. He likes to sleep on the cool tile in the bathroom.

 

[Old Coastie]

I was awakened by the cold nose and tickley whiskers Of Kirby the kitten snuffling my backside. I think he was being neighborly, but I shoveled him off the bed anyhow.

 

[BIG WOOD]

I was awakened by the cold nose and tickley whiskers Of Kirby the kitten snuffling my backside. I think he was being neighborly, but I shoveled him off the bed anyhow.

A true carpet cleaner names their pets after vacuum cleaners. I think my next dog will be named Hoover!

 

[Hack Attack]

when a customer leaves a good review, but you hope it doesn't attract price shopping pet owners...

 

[Old Coastie]

when a customer leaves a good review, but you hope it doesn't attract price shopping pet owners...
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Hey a good review is a good review, amirite?

 

[Hack Attack]

Hey a good review is a good review, amirite?

def better than a negative

 

[Nomad74]

def better than a negative

I think I’ll write you a review of how cheap you were and how you loved to move my furniture for me.

 

[Nomad74]

I lost a job today because I wouldn’t come out to give her an estimate and I told her I wouldn’t move her furniture. She wanted beds and dressers moved. Nope, call someone else.

 

[Hack Attack]

I lost a job today because I wouldn’t come out to give her an estimate and I told her I wouldn’t mover her furniture. She wanted beds and dressers moved. Nope, call someone else.

my first job today, lil old lady with lots of lil ol lady stuff...

sprightly ol girl moved most of it while I was out muttering to myself setting up

 

[Cleanworks]

I had one of those little old lady customers who like everything moved. Good thing she had a very thoughtful late husband who before he died, put all of her furniture on castors. So easy to just push things out of the way and push them back.

 

[Papa John]

A hot Gal Pal of mine allows her dog to sleep in her bed with her..
The smell of her bedroom encouraged me to stay in the friend zone. Damn

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Edit: wrong thread..

 

[Kenny Hayes]

What in God’s name makes anything a wrong thread!

 

[Kenny Hayes]

CESSPOOL!

Surprise!!!!

 

[sassyotto]

our German Shepard liked to lay on the bottom of the bed until he started to lean into my legs and Id wake up with a backache with a full schedule that day. Not anymore.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

What in God’s name makes anything a wrong thread!

My reply was meant for Marty’s thread...

 

[Jim Pemberton]

A hot Gal Pal of mine allows her dog to sleep in her bed with her..
The smell of her bedroom encouraged me to stay in the friend zone. Damn

I had a similar experience. Four living dogs, hair matted on the all furniture, and a wall of urns with the remains of dogs that had passed.

She looked like Grace Slick but her place smelled like a zoo

 

[bob vawter]

How many of you let your dogs sleep with you?


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A true carpet cleaner names their pets after vacuum cleaners. I think my next dog will be named Hoover!

Meaney!