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Brian R

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Brian Robison
Wow....How do you not get that taken care of?


Bill me.
 

joe harper

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joe harper
It is ..."sElF inFlIcTeD"....we as MEN have been instructed of this MaiNtEnanCe issue since childhood..!

This type of eqUipMeNt...requires REGULAR maintenance procedures.... :roll:

This more commonly known as...the "DSB"..the dreaded semen build-up.... :oops:
There is NO excuse for this pAtHetIc disregard for your TOOLs... :x
There is a VERY common & socially accepted procedure to alleviate this issue.."HAND CRANK"

The simple maintenance issue has SpAwnEd the adage of :
"If you don't use it...You... "BlEwZ iT." :lol:

"You would ThinK....when it was 1 lb.... :shock: "
He would have ASSumed there was a PROBLEM... :roll: "Lazy BaStArD"

"Just ThiNkinG about this....has me "DoIng a LiL" maintenance as I type....".. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry Lisa.. :p :p :p :p :p :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

Ken suffer's from "cArPuL TunnEl"....sIdE-EffEct as a result of the FEAR of "DSB"....poor Lad...:oops:
 

Ron Werner

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Ron Werner
seems they do everything BIG in Vegas!!

how does someone not get it looked at LONG before it gets that big!!
 

truckmount girl

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Lisa Smith
They said he's been in the hospital a total of 8 weeks. I think it's been looked at plenty, probably well before it got to be so large, just Medicaid won't spring for the surgery.

We have the best health care in the world in this country.....if you can afford and/or your insurance will approve it. Ivebeensold

Take care,
Lisa
 

KevinL

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Kevin Leach
There have to be doctors willing to do this procedure for next to free. Why the hell would it cost a million dollars? Hell, I'd wack it off with a meat clever for $100.
 

richard

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Richard Weedman
His cup is a vw bug hood.
NEVER! I mean NEVER - tell that guy he doesn't have the balls to do ANYTHING!
 

richard

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Richard Weedman
I am a bit concerned what Mickey was lookin' for when he found this story.
 

Doug Cox

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Doug Cox
That was ROBERT HODGE and I believe he was searching for LARGE MALE SCROTUM. EWWWW!! LOL!!
 

KevinL

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It wasn't exactly what he was looking for so he's back to searching.
 
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FB19087

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KevinL said:
It wasn't exactly what he was looking for so he's back to searching.

yeahhh....I'd probably hold out for the folks that were a bit more optimistic about not having to cut my dick and balls off too...........
 
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