Want me to PM you a picture of my scars? You'll swear you're looking in the mirror.Uh huh. We all know what really caused the damage. It's ok whenever you want to leave the closet.
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King of Pain
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Desk Jockey
Member
No need, I've seen your face before.
Kenny Hayes
Member
You know Marty’s the consummate soap opera. You can quit watching for a year, and nothing’s changed.
Mikey P
Administrator
My elderly mobility device..
Here ya go.....Notice the surgical deformities.Those barnacles itch.
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Sierra Clean Care
Member
Wow, you made a switch from 200 hp, to 85 in a quick hurry...
Some days, I feel the same way....
Figuratively speaking of course...
Desk Jockey
Member
Willy yor ass, your face...there truly is not that much difference. Ok I suppose if pressed for a difference, your face is a little worse.
Mikey P
Administrator
130 to 85
hogjowl
Idiot™
You idiots need consistency in your miserable lives
Mikey P
Administrator
The new Can Am is consistent.
Sierra Clean Care
Member
I enjoy family, food and activities everyday....
How about you?
Cleanworks
Moderator
Oat bran is good for that.
Sierra Clean Care
Member
READ:
BORING....
I think what you meant to say is,
You IDIOTS need to live your lives as I do....
Get up at 6:30, eat breakfast (same eggs and toast EVERYDAY),
Go to work, (talk to like minded people)
Get home, (watch the same TV channel (with dog on your lap in your recliner)
Fall asleep, (have the wife call you for dinner, some nights, MAYBE most, ask wife to bring you dinner in front of said TV)...
Fall asleep again,
Wake up around 8-9 PM,
Drag your but off the recliner,
Sometimes brush your teeth, sometimes not....
Go to bed,
AND DO THE SAME THING TOMORROW,
And the next day, and the next, and so on.....
Well?, how close am I?????
Desk Jockey
Member
You missed scratching his ass. You can put in about anywhere in his day. He's likely punching the clock several times a day at it.
Mikey P
Administrator
Nailed it
Sierra Clean Care
Member
That’s what 3 years of post secondary psychology gets me...
Profiling people was a keen interest, wanted to work for the government when I was 25.....
Sierra Clean Care
Member
Bloody hell dude., hat was close . I hope you’re all right .
I’ve only had the broken ankle to date. But I get carpal tunnel on the regular .
It was hard for those few weeks lifting the Porty in and out of the cab with a broken ankle.
It’s OK now it aches from time to time .
Cleanworks
Moderator
That was just a tummy rub
Well it hurt for about a year. Nothing I could do would get it out. It finally went away. It was on my stomach and every now and then I would get a burning sensation where I got brushed. It was annoying.
Cleanworks
Moderator
They have a particular type of venom that is long lasting. I have a friend who was bit by a spider on his back and the same type of thing. It just wouldn't heal. Took a couple of years. Very painful.
Brian H
Member
DUH, maybe I should add a broken brain.... Here is is amended:
5 broken arms:
Tore my:
Had hernia surgery.
Had my knee drained twice.
Cut myself enough times to have paid for a new plant at the Band-aid factory.
And through all that, I've called in sick maybe 3-4 times total since I started work 45 years ago.
5 broken arms:
- Left arm in grade one, fell out of a tree
- right arm in 2nd grade, broke it punching my brother. The bone had an abscess in it.
- right arm twice in 3rd grade (broke it in a different spot while wearing a full cast).
- right arm in my 40's playing indoor soccer.
Tore my:
- calf muscle. Pulled, not torn
- quadriceps. Pulled, not torn
- hamstring Pulled, not torn
- Bicep tear in the shoulder (fully separated) This is definitely torn!!
- Cartilage in my ribs at least 3 times.
- partial torn meniscus
- Chondromalacia (runners knee)
- Achilles tendinitis
Had hernia surgery.
Had my knee drained twice.
Cut myself enough times to have paid for a new plant at the Band-aid factory.
And through all that, I've called in sick maybe 3-4 times total since I started work 45 years ago.
Desk Jockey
Member
Damn! Brian if you were a horse they would have shot you long ago!
Mikey P
Administrator
Desk Jockey
Member
I think he works weekends making Jackass videos. 
Hack Attack
Member
broke left wrist, rugby
dislocated left kneecap, rugby
torn left calf muscle twice, once rugby, once skiing
compressed neck discs, skiing
broke multiple ribs left side twice, rugby
right collar bone, mountain bike
left cheek bone broken, I was wrong he was right
right wrist broken, wasn't convinced he was right at time
prolapsed lower back discs, umm unknown..
ongoing carpal, left wrist
right heel multiple fractures, alcohol
dislocated left kneecap, rugby
torn left calf muscle twice, once rugby, once skiing
compressed neck discs, skiing
broke multiple ribs left side twice, rugby
right collar bone, mountain bike
left cheek bone broken, I was wrong he was right
right wrist broken, wasn't convinced he was right at time
prolapsed lower back discs, umm unknown..
ongoing carpal, left wrist
right heel multiple fractures, alcohol
Ive been telling these guys to enjoy the gentleman's war called rugby. I got a few owies playing the noble sport. Here's my clubhouse.
Hack Attack
Member
Brian H
Member
Running and soccer. That and just being clumsy!!!
