Mikey, I took a similar call about 15 years ago in the middle of the night. This one was an entire case of wine that that the bottom broke out and 9 of the 12 bottles shattered on their white carpet. It's been so long, I can't remember what we did for that.
I came across this on a sailing forum and thought it would be a good place to repost it. I am studying that type of chemical engineering myself!
THIS IS QUOTED FROM HAROLD:
"I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?'
Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine.
It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
Harold is an inspiration to us all.