A real Ride Along but NO Mentor program for FREE!!

[Mikey P]

Much to my surprise I got many PMs and emails requesting more information about my fictitious but oh so clever parody of Rob Allen's parody of something that has been going on for decades.

As luck would have it for one of you, next month during the week of the 13th I'll be more than willing to take a worthy candidate along for 5 or 6 days of honest to goodness Vortex Powered Owner Operated Bliss.

The lucky tech in the raw will be able to see how I have averaged over $1000 for the last 1500 days, not 100 days like that used car salesman from Virgina Beach.
Witness first hand the infamous Pailliotet Lady Killer Charm. Run a true Dual Wand machine all day long. Play with a GLS, CIMEX, 175, CX20, Defender, TI wands, Greenhorn, Tile tools.. Hell, I may even let you drive the mighty V if you're not a complete spaz.
If all goes well I'll try and schedule some tile/stone work that week too.

I'll take you by my Flooring Retailer friends so you can hear first hand why they love me so. You can be the guest of honor at my LeTip meAting as well. See first hand how a 40 member weekly networking group runs.

And if you really impress me with your MB knowledge I'll let you sit at ground zero and ban a MB member of your choice.










In other words my chimp has that whole week off and I'm too old and fat to work by myself all week long.

So send in your resumes asap!

 

[John Watson]

Mikey, You are a lying sack of, well you piss me off too!!

You don't know nothing about "I'm too old and fat " Hell I bet Helen would work your pansy ass off. Wait till you get my age and then try to complain about being to old...And Fat, Kido, you just got a big head, Your belly would hardly make a pimple on a fat mans ass.

 

[Guest]

How fat can you get eating carrots ! LOL

 

[Mikey P]

Are you aware that Ken Harris suffers from horrible gingivitis?

Your time in the booth with him will be hell on earth.

 

[Guest]

No Worrys, I'll bring Mints!

 

[XTREME1]

my lawyers have deemed your ride along program to be the exact one that I have offered on a previous thread. To rectify this situation you will need to send me a check for $1.01 the estimated value of a ride along with Greg Crowley. If you do not agree to these terms please cease and desist all ride along programs.

As someone pointed out in an earlier thread, the chances of being date raped by you during lunch or a vegan dinner is high so I reported this information to OSHA

 

[Mikey P]

Don't make me take away that stupid avatar.

 

[XTREME1]

I'll go back to my corner

 

[Guest]

Yes, back to the corner!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Man that sounds like a deal!

But if you don't want to work and I know I don't want to work, we will need a third person for the bitch seat or no work will get done if I win! :wink:

 

[harryhides]

Chavez on vegan Tacos for a week ( Mikey's favorite ) will do wonders for him.

:mrgreen:

 

[Desk Jockey]

Tony it will just give me gas.....want to be the the third?

We will roll down the windows.....occasionally! :mrgreen:

 

[harryhides]

No way !!
Have you ever had a tofu Pizza ?
Fruit shake made with soy milk ?

I heard from Luddy that you were a rather gaseous fellow anyway.

 

[bob vawter]

are ya gonna show 'em how ta crap and call Bob Vawter at the same time?

 

[Jimmy L]

Can't you just get another illegal mexican down on the corner?

 

[Desk Jockey]

I thought of Luddy as a third, but that dude has been out in the woods for so long he thinks he has to dig a hole to take a dump!

Mike probably want another dog digging holes in his yard!
:wink:

 

[bob vawter]

QUESTION:

is it gay for a man to crap while talking...
to another man.....
and which is gayer..the talker......or the talkee?

not that there is anything wrong wit either......

 

[Brian L]

This thread is out of control.

 

[Jimmy L]

Thanks Bawb for another point of view on the matter.

I will sometimes ask my wife to come hold my hand if I have a difficult stool.

She just turns up the TV and ignores me.

 

[Desk Jockey]

There have been times when I wished Jimmy lived closer...and then there are times like this when I'm not sure that 3-hours is far enough away!

Shutty Luddy!

 

[bob vawter]

What would it be....

if they was both crapin'

whilst talking to EACH OTHER......

chucky!

 

[Numero Uno]

Hell, I may even let you drive the mighty V if you're not a complete spaz.


Darn,there goes my chance...lol...

Caes...08

 

[Loren Egland]

Sign me up!

 

[harryhides]

There have been times when I wished Jimmy lived closer...and then there are times like this when I'm not sure that 3-hours is far enough away!

Shutty Luddy!

ROTFLMAO, Chavez - priceless - Jimmy and his difficult stools - please lord help me !!

 

[Mike Draper]

Can't you just get another illegal mexican down on the corner?

That's what the democrats do to get their votes!!! Don't steal their ideas!!! :?

 

[Mikey P]

With you idiots around I'll never sell a banner ad to Interlink.

 

[CleanEvo]

This is why I still lurk here

 

[Vincent Feehan]

And you still cant afford the Hilton Ha Ha

 

[Mikey P]

i could afford the Belagio too but why would I do that with out my wife?

 

[bob vawter]

is it easier to hide dED hookers at the Belagio???