Mikey P
Administrator
Much to my surprise I got many PMs and emails requesting more information about my fictitious but oh so clever parody of Rob Allen's parody of something that has been going on for decades.
As luck would have it for one of you, next month during the week of the 13th I'll be more than willing to take a worthy candidate along for 5 or 6 days of honest to goodness Vortex Powered Owner Operated Bliss.
The lucky tech in the raw will be able to see how I have averaged over $1000 for the last 1500 days, not 100 days like that used car salesman from Virgina Beach.
Witness first hand the infamous Pailliotet Lady Killer Charm. Run a true Dual Wand machine all day long. Play with a GLS, CIMEX, 175, CX20, Defender, TI wands, Greenhorn, Tile tools.. Hell, I may even let you drive the mighty V if you're not a complete spaz.
If all goes well I'll try and schedule some tile/stone work that week too.
I'll take you by my Flooring Retailer friends so you can hear first hand why they love me so. You can be the guest of honor at my LeTip meAting as well. See first hand how a 40 member weekly networking group runs.
And if you really impress me with your MB knowledge I'll let you sit at ground zero and ban a MB member of your choice.
In other words my chimp has that whole week off and I'm too old and fat to work by myself all week long.
So send in your resumes asap!
As luck would have it for one of you, next month during the week of the 13th I'll be more than willing to take a worthy candidate along for 5 or 6 days of honest to goodness Vortex Powered Owner Operated Bliss.
The lucky tech in the raw will be able to see how I have averaged over $1000 for the last 1500 days, not 100 days like that used car salesman from Virgina Beach.
Witness first hand the infamous Pailliotet Lady Killer Charm. Run a true Dual Wand machine all day long. Play with a GLS, CIMEX, 175, CX20, Defender, TI wands, Greenhorn, Tile tools.. Hell, I may even let you drive the mighty V if you're not a complete spaz.
If all goes well I'll try and schedule some tile/stone work that week too.
I'll take you by my Flooring Retailer friends so you can hear first hand why they love me so. You can be the guest of honor at my LeTip meAting as well. See first hand how a 40 member weekly networking group runs.
And if you really impress me with your MB knowledge I'll let you sit at ground zero and ban a MB member of your choice.
In other words my chimp has that whole week off and I'm too old and fat to work by myself all week long.
So send in your resumes asap!