can someone explain scientifically why "I'm wrong"?

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and you're too fat and or lazy and didnt keep a 175.

LOL..you dildo
175 and POS porty are the only things I've kept

and it certainly is true unglided gets deeper in dense stuff simply because it's thinner than a glide

too....thing is, only 2%'ers scrub and extract
hell, 73.996% of 50%ers don't even vac

BTW, 190 this morning...ain't FAT no-mo...bich!

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rocket science is interesting.
But here's something while we're discussing orifice restriction end of wand and the virtues of slot velocity.

"Orifice restriction" happens as soon as the wand is on the carpet
Hole, slot or none
Aren’t you like 5’1” though

5'2" in my Skechers, Junior!!

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LOL..you dildo
175 and POS porty are the only things I've kept

and it certainly is true unglided gets deeper in dense stuff simply because it's thinner than a glide

too....thing is, only 2%'ers scrub and extract
hell, 73.996% of 50%ers don't even vac

BTW, 190 this morning...ain't FAT no-mo...bich!

..L.T.A.


I'm still trying to decide if you have enough drywall skills to be able to discern the benefits of my extender benders on your AW 29
 

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LOL..you dildo
175 and POS porty are the only things I've kept

and it certainly is true unglided gets deeper in dense stuff simply because it's thinner than a glide

too....thing is, only 2%'ers scrub and extract
hell, 73.996% of 50%ers don't even vac

BTW, 190 this morning...ain't FAT no-mo...bich!

..L.T.A.
I could use my Jimmy Castex Bane unglided wand which I have with my porty, but whyyyy??
 
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I'm still trying to decide if you have enough drywall skills to be able to discern the benefits of my extender benders on your AW 29


prob'ly not.
I don't clean any dirty carpets.
But do figure moving the spray impact 1/2" closer to slot may have nice placebo effect...


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And if you think being able to run five or 600 PSI with no negative effects is a placebo .



Well, there's a reason you don't clean carpet anymore
 

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If remember correctly Greenie once mentioned they make mini vortex allowing water to enter faster...Then again I could be mistaken...
 

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So, do you have a glide on the wand for your piece of shiate porty?
If that's for me-- ALL my wands have GGs.

As for the porty-- The Monsoon, which has its vac in series, does seem to have less grab on the carpet than my MyteeM5, which has its vacs in parallel.
This is the porty design that won a porty competition at a MikeyFest many years ago.
So the Monsoon is weaker, But I was impressed with the results.--
Perhaps, the man is more important than the machine-- I do two or more SLOW strokes.
 

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The shameful party knows who I’m referencing, he even confessed above.


I already told you why.
unglided cleans cut pile deeper

and if you brought a shake 'n shine into MY home, I'd kick you in the shins

If you brought a Cimex machine into my home, I'd kick you in the nutz AND pistol whip you...


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Ken didn't invent a round glide.


He was shown someone else's idea, and he stumbled with it.



 
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If that's for me-- ALL my wands have GGs.

As for the porty-- The Monsoon, which has its vac in series, does seem to have less grab on the carpet than my MyteeM5, which has its vacs in parallel.
This is the porty design that won a porty competition at a MikeyFest many years ago.
So the Monsoon is weaker, But I was impressed with the results.--
Perhaps, the man is more important than the machine-- I do two or more SLOW strokes.
Parallel always wins the recovery game over series. I've had both and it was no contest.The Mytee worked great once I got the bugs worked out and some of the cheap shit rusty hardware replaced.
 
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Thanks for sharing.
I remember buying my 1st glide from Lisa at a MF in Santa Cruz.
I also remember when Greenie modified my TM to "improve airflow".
I said, to the effect- Get that shit off my machine- can't you see that design will destroy my blower. :eekk: 🤣
There's a reason why blowers have fine mesh filters.
 
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