can someone explain scientifically why "I'm wrong"?

[SamIam]

don't know if that's the "future" for most, but think it great move and way to go

..L.T.A.

Toms OG glides for the dev rolled on and off the new hybrid notch so much hahaha

 

[Dolly Llama]

and you're too fat and or lazy and didnt keep a 175.

LOL..you dildo
175 and POS porty are the only things I've kept

and it certainly is true unglided gets deeper in dense stuff simply because it's thinner than a glide

too....thing is, only 2%'ers scrub and extract
hell, 73.996% of 50%ers don't even vac

BTW, 190 this morning...ain't FAT no-mo...bich!

..L.T.A.

 

[FB19087]

Aren’t you like 5’1” though

 

[Dolly Llama]

rocket science is interesting.
But here's something while we're discussing orifice restriction end of wand and the virtues of slot velocity.

"Orifice restriction" happens as soon as the wand is on the carpet
Hole, slot or none

Aren’t you like 5’1” though

5'2" in my Skechers, Junior!!

..L.T.A.

 

[Mikey P]

Toms OG glides for the dev rolled on and off the new hybrid notch so much hahaha

That's because he has four different versions of his heads and the back lips are slightly different on all of them

 

[Mikey P]

LOL..you dildo
175 and POS porty are the only things I've kept

and it certainly is true unglided gets deeper in dense stuff simply because it's thinner than a glide

too....thing is, only 2%'ers scrub and extract
hell, 73.996% of 50%ers don't even vac

BTW, 190 this morning...ain't FAT no-mo...bich!

..L.T.A.

I'm still trying to decide if you have enough drywall skills to be able to discern the benefits of my extender benders on your AW 29

 

[Kenny Hayes]

LOL..you dildo
175 and POS porty are the only things I've kept

and it certainly is true unglided gets deeper in dense stuff simply because it's thinner than a glide

too....thing is, only 2%'ers scrub and extract
hell, 73.996% of 50%ers don't even vac

BTW, 190 this morning...ain't FAT no-mo...bich!

..L.T.A.

I could use my Jimmy Castex Bane unglided wand which I have with my porty, but whyyyy??

 

[Dolly Llama]

I'm still trying to decide if you have enough drywall skills to be able to discern the benefits of my extender benders on your AW 29

prob'ly not.
I don't clean any dirty carpets.
But do figure moving the spray impact 1/2" closer to slot may have nice placebo effect...


..L.T.A.

 

[Jimmy L]

I'm just here to lern

 

[SamIam]

I'm just here to lern

Merry Christmas

 

[Mikey P]

prob'ly not.
I don't clean any dirty carpets.
But do figure moving the spray impact 1/2" closer to slot may have nice placebo effect...


..L.T.A.

1.2"

 

[Mikey P]

And if you think being able to run five or 600 PSI with no negative effects is a placebo .



Well, there's a reason you don't clean carpet anymore

 

[Numero Uno]

If remember correctly Greenie once mentioned they make mini vortex allowing water to enter faster...Then again I could be mistaken...

 

[FB19087]

Greenie not actually understanding airflow is why many here still don’t…..

Exhibit A

 

[Dolly Llama]

And if you think being able to run five or 600 PSI with no negative effects is a placebo

I think you guys are idiots blowing 600psi

..L.T.A.

 

[Dolly Llama]

Greenie also tried to convince folks jet spray skimming off the glide was a good thing

dumbchit

..L.T.A.

 

[Mikey P]

I think you guys are idiots blowing 600psi

..L.T.A.

Usually 400 is fine but even when I go to 600 they still get four to five hour dry times out here in the petrified forest

 

[hogjowl]

Air flow isn’t all that important
Cash flow is

 

[Mikey P]

Air flow isn’t all that important
Cash flow is

I prefer triflow...

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Air flow isn’t all that important
Cash flow is

I second that Idiot! Thus the reason for the Cimex and Orbital at times!

 

[Papa John]

So, do you have a glide on the wand for your piece of shiate porty?

If that's for me-- ALL my wands have GGs.

As for the porty-- The Monsoon, which has its vac in series, does seem to have less grab on the carpet than my MyteeM5, which has its vacs in parallel.
This is the porty design that won a porty competition at a MikeyFest many years ago.
So the Monsoon is weaker, But I was impressed with the results.--
Perhaps, the man is more important than the machine-- I do two or more SLOW strokes.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

That’s nice and all, but it wasn’t to you. The shameful party knows who I’m referencing, he even confessed above.

 

[Jimmy L]

Greenie took all of the ideas that guy from kanada had who invented the GLIDE.

 

[Dolly Llama]

The shameful party knows who I’m referencing, he even confessed above.

I already told you why.
unglided cleans cut pile deeper

and if you brought a shake 'n shine into MY home, I'd kick you in the shins

If you brought a Cimex machine into my home, I'd kick you in the nutz AND pistol whip you...


..L.T.A,

 

[Kenny Hayes]

I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t even bring a Bane or a porty In fact, you know I wouldn’t do your house

 

[Mikey P]

Greenie took all of the ideas that guy from kanada had who invented the GLIDE.

Ken didn't invent a round glide.


He was shown someone else's idea, and he stumbled with it.

 

[Cleanworks]

Ken didn't invent a round glide.


He was shown someone else's idea, and he stumbled with it.

Wasn't it Ken and Lisa who started the whole ball of wax? Oops, I mean Teflon. Once they poached it from Chem Dry.

 

[FB19087]

Ken didn't invent a round glide.


He was shown someone else's idea, and he stumbled with it.

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[Willy P]

If that's for me-- ALL my wands have GGs.

As for the porty-- The Monsoon, which has its vac in series, does seem to have less grab on the carpet than my MyteeM5, which has its vacs in parallel.
This is the porty design that won a porty competition at a MikeyFest many years ago.
So the Monsoon is weaker, But I was impressed with the results.--
Perhaps, the man is more important than the machine-- I do two or more SLOW strokes.

Parallel always wins the recovery game over series. I've had both and it was no contest.The Mytee worked great once I got the bugs worked out and some of the cheap shit rusty hardware replaced.

 

[Papa John]

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Thanks for sharing.
I remember buying my 1st glide from Lisa at a MF in Santa Cruz.
I also remember when Greenie modified my TM to "improve airflow".
I said, to the effect- Get that shit off my machine- can't you see that design will destroy my blower.
There's a reason why blowers have fine mesh filters.