SuperDave212
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wait til it spatters on some stainless steel
did not feel like burning up the house and what's left of my hair.
Both follicles ?
Now see here, ya auld bodach!
I’m hirsuit, it has just shifted a bit.
So it moved to your ears and back?
I think you have an unhealthy fascination going on there...
Yeah, and we had to scrub it all. It took Brady all day, primarily working alone. I had a bunch of estimates to do and a water job to check on.
Down here bamboo grows wild. Some say it is the fastest growing plant, at two to four inches a day.
However, if one takes the growth/size ratio into account, there is nothing that grows faster than nostril and ear hair. It is worse as we age: Don’t pluck or shave yours because flame is the only thing they respect.
Backs, butts or belly are all favored retirement areas for hair. The butt hairs seem to resent the newcomers (often referred to as “snowbirds”) and put up a fierce and often noisy resistance to their migration. However much they object, you cannot stop progress, and if the casualties are carefully swept up and knitted, they make damned good socks. Herself says that my shedding saves at least $50 a year!
Besides, there is a reason some of us fill out the Census ethnicity section as “Hairy-arsed Scot.” So don’t despair, Willy. Nature has cursed and blessed us with everything required to insulate us while repelling midges, ticks and often, the fairer sex.