I have invented a new carpet cleaning tool of the future

[FredC]

Boy, Mikey sure does have a big mouth when it comes to dogging a product before you try it.

I already tried it

- Mikey P.

 

[BIG WOOD]

- Mikey P.

I thought he was comparing it to the old school drag wand

 

[FredC]

10 years from now version 5.0 of the wright wand might be a Saiger top pick....ya never know

 

[hogjowl]

Nor do I want to

 

[Cleanworks]

I do like the idea of a double vacuum slot wand with the spray bar in the middle, kind of like the one that Mikey posted somewhere else. It has to be light and easy to move but it would be nice to flush and vacuum both back and forth like a Zipper on heavily soiled carpets. Maybe the spray bar could swing back and forth with the water pressure. Anybody who wants to develop this idea, you know where to send the check.

 

[Mikey P]

Boy, Mikey sure does have a big mouth when it comes to dogging a product before you try it.

Funny

You would actually need to use it to declare a it pos.

 

[Desk Jockey]

IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME..and laugh at the goofy contraption.

If that is the future... foooook!

 

[Kenny Hayes]

It needs two vacuum ports, one for 1 1/2 inch, and a 2 in.port hole so you can take your pick. Close the unused port off. Just think how jenius that would be. Or, hook it up to both hoses and two portys, and think how much suck you would have.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Shut up, go sit in the corner and maybe...just maybe you will be forgiven for such lunacy.

Wow that sounded so Blister like.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

I’m just trying to help the poor smuck

 

[Cleanworks]

Taking some slime off a carpet today with my mach 12 wand. Had to hold it in position and let the heat build to melt it. Took a little while but it all came out. How about a larger version of rotovacs salad bowl device with a spinner built in? Get that steam chamber effect.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Dude invented the push me pull you of the carpet cleaning industry. There is no helpin him.

 

[Cleanworks]

Dude invented the push me pull you of the carpet cleaning industry. There is no helpin him.

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Bet those llamas spit and suck

 

[hogjowl]

Stop exciting the Mexican!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Como se llama?

 

[hogjowl]

No lamas here
And don’t call me a homo

 

[Desk Jockey]

Whut? Whurr did that come from. lol

"Paranoia, big destroyer"