Stanley Steemer upholstery tool..

[icleancarpetz]

Today’s furniture market is cheap junk. Like Paymore Flapigan directed to classless, glueless, cell phone hypnotized, cappers, millennials that think they’re buying fine furniture.

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SS actually uses this tool on uphostery?

 

[Desk Jockey]

I was figgering you used that club before SS

it all makes sense now.....


..L.T.A.

I exclusively clean upholstery for 10 years, its all I did. Used many tools, most ended up in the junk pile. I have forgotten more than most of you fookers will ever know. Uhhh where was I? I forgot.

Oh well, if I was saying it, it must have been important!

 

[Mark Saiger]

If you can get it to $267 and both Saiger brothers get Steemer tattoos this week, it’s a deal. Haha, JK... seriously there is nothing contractually binding here. Don’t order 3000 upholstery tools.

LOL... I'm a team player

 

[hogjowl]

I can’t believe this has gone on for four pages.
Sometimes, you people need to just go do something constructive.
Anything

 

[Lint Basket]

SS UPH PRO(clear head), and a bonnet mitt ..... KING OF UPHOLSTERY CLEANING......made me 1400$ today.... just on uph.....

CJ, there are some here who have it figured out and then there are some here that think they do!!! The quote above can be confirmed by many of us, as we have also had the same type of daily success.

 

[Mikey P]

Like use both "SS" tools at the RMH tomorrow?

 

[bob vawter]

ANYYHING???

OK.....who here has ever wanded. ...
Cushions.....

Besides me....

O yea....and couch backs an sides sometimes. .....

Come on.....we won't tell....

 

[Mikey P]

Guilty...

 

[hogjowl]

Once or twice
SO?

 

[BIG WOOD]

I did. My first year. I had a crappy upholstery tool that was made for 300psi. My dumb ass had it set at 600psi, and it wasn’t working. I said “screw it!” And brought the carpet wand on my customers couch. And she was watching also!!! That was the first and last time I ever did business for her, lol

 

[BIG WOOD]

DANG ! I was stupid

 

[Dolly Llama]

Sometimes, you people need to just go do something constructive.
Anything

I just did


I made $200 net "working" 9 to 12:30 this morning giving some rich ole dude private firearm lessons ...and never had leave my house
don't want to lie ....it was really $199 net if I count the 2 K-cup coffees he drank.....

and he's coming back next week for another $200 lesson

only thing left to do today, go get Momma's new tires put on
$900 bukz ...ouch


.L.T.A.

 

[bob vawter]

I just did


I made $200 net "working" 9 to 12:30 this morning giving some rich ole dude private firearm lessons ...and never had leave my house
don't want to lie ....it was really $199 net if I count the 2 K-cup coffees he drank.....

and he's coming back next week for another $200 lesson

only thing left to do today, go get Momma's new tires put on
$900 bukz ...ouch


.L.T.A.

Make sure you check the date codes on those tires LARR
.quite the scam going on right now....
Lotta brand name companies broom n out two. ..three year old tires right now....
Ohh an get her the Michelin Pilots...
Roundest tire they make...Don punk out now...get her the best. ....
PLUS....they gots a rebate program going right now. ..

 

[Dolly Llama]

ANYYHING???

OK.....who here has ever wanded. ...
Cushions.....

Besides me....

O yea....and couch backs an sides sometimes. .....

Come on.....we won't tell....

wildly trashed crap in a half way house

and most church pews
PSI down to 250 w/glided wand kicks azz on the flats
wingman follows with upl tool to detail rest

max efficiency = max profit

..L.T.A.

 

[Lint Basket]

ANYYHING???

OK.....who here has ever wanded. ...
Cushions.....

Besides me....

O yea....and couch backs an sides sometimes. .....

Come on.....we won't tell....

Prochem stair tool with a hole glide rocks!!!

 

[icleancarpetz]

I do it all the time with my PMF Mach 15. It’s my go to tool especially for them silk pieces. On natural fiber fabrics it rocks. Microfiber? No challenge too big.

5 jet splish splashing all the way baby. The extra water flow makes for the glide to slide even faster. Cuts my time in half on sectionals.
My clients luv me so much they can’t wait to call me back...

 

[bob vawter]

We're getting purty close to the word of the day.....
EMULSIFIER? ???

 

[Ron K]

Guilty...

Mike could you please post the aftermarket part .
I guess it's called flow control which replaces that knurled knob on the SS Uph Tool.

 

[Steve Lawrence]

Trust me I’ve had my eye on that clear SS tool, but man $500 is steep

Plus it clogs up a lot and you have to clean it pretty regularly.

 

[hogjowl]

My word for the day is doggy Xanax!

Ok, so it’s two words.

My dog doesn’t care.

Now!

 

[Desk Jockey]

My word for the day is doggy Xanax!

Ok, so it’s two words.

My dog doesn’t care.

Now!

Can you EVER stay on topic?

 

[hogjowl]

Can you EVER stay on topic?

Pot black

 

[bob vawter]

My word for the day is doggy Xanax!

Ok, so it’s two words.

My dog doesn’t care.

Now!

Do they make you sleepy?

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Now he howls during his nap.

 

[Old Coastie]

I exclusively clean upholstery for 10 years, its all I did. Used many tools, most ended up in the junk pile. I have forgotten more than most of you fookers will ever know. Uhhh where was I? I forgot.

Oh well, if I was saying it, it must have been important!

The important thing is, you like bacon.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Pot black

Brown dude. Brown, I have a built-in tan.

 

[Desk Jockey]

The important thing is, you like bacon.

Chocolate dip cone too. Just in case we are going for ice cream later.

 

[hogjowl]

Yes
I can’t take Xanax
It puts me to sleep

 

[Desk Jockey]

Pro tools make all the difference.

 

[Hack Attack]

I exclusively clean upholstery for 10 years, its all I did. Used many tools, most ended up in the junk pile. I have forgotten more than most of you fookers will ever know. Uhhh where was I? I forgot.

Oh well, if I was saying it, it must have been important!

What crime gets you 10 yrs upholstery?