The Cleanest Carpets Ever or Double Your Money Back

[JohnHawkP]

John,
I assume the offer is a client confidence builder, that demonstrates how strongly you feel about and stand behind the quality of your work. Which is good. It feels however, like "over trying," which does not stand for confidence.

Also, the procedure is cumbersome. IMHO most clients will not go through the hassle. And if they do, it may prove to be problematic.

In our experience, all most clients really want is someone that will show up on time, clean to the best of their ability, take the time and make an effort and handle complaints (in the unlikely event) promptly and gracefully.

That's only my opinion. I may be wrong. Try it.

P.S. I hope this is not too cryptic: Lee is just being Lee. He can't help it.

I've loved Lee and his comments for a long long time and will continue to do so.

 

[JohnHawkP]

Just curious it sounds like by your post you’ve done exceptionally well, why would you now change what has always worked for you?

Sounds like too much hoopla for a customer to really feel secure about their transaction. It’s just complicated and unlikely

I'll be setting up again in a new City.
It's an idea to get noticed and reduce marketing costs

I have a vast number of verified 5 Star Reviews and that can supplement those with this.

 

[Cleanworks]

What if your competitor does triple your money back?

 

[JohnHawkP]

What if your competitor does triple your money back?

I'll have hundreds of competitors.
Let him
The City has a population of 5 Million

 

[ruff]

What if your competitor does triple your money back?

He's not Canadian!

 

[Cleanworks]

He's not Canadian!

Canadian, Australian, same thing. They just speak funny down under.

 

[Loren Egland]

http://www.deltasteamway.com/

I have a page on our website called “The Guarantee”

Never been challenged in decades of using it. No one copies it exactly, though some modify it to appear to give a similar guarantee.

 

[Cleanworks]

We guaranty you WILL be happy or ELSE.

 

[Matt Middleton]

Your inference I need a gimmick to gain credibility is rejected.

I have cleaned carpets for 32 Years.

I have set up 6 highly successful carpet cleaning companies that have dominated their markets and one of those Companies with 17 Technicians.

I am selling my latest successful company and moving to a large City.

I believe a structured and cohesive marketing campaign that promotes a double your money back guarantee will give prospective clients peace of mind the Job will be done to their satisfaction.

You are free to think of my business life as one of non credibility and needing gimmicks to survive. The facts show otherwise.

You may not be him, yet I do see shades of Rob-O.
He too, wants to be King but nobody respects him.

 

[ruff]

In the land of meaningless guarantees that I suspect only make the owner feel good about themselves.

Why not offer the ultimate guarantee?-

"I guarantee that I will out guarantee my competition. Nobody but nobody will out guarantee us! GUARANTEED!"

 

[FredC]

See what I mean?

Hopefully Fred C. will follow with a translation.

I'm as lost as you are

 

[Hack Attack]

I guarentee I struggle to spell guarantee.. even when I spell check I'm never sure

 

[roro]

I'm as lost as you are

John may have inadvertently sent his full cv to Pennsyltucky

 

[ruff]

I'm as lost as you are

Evidently you don't know me. I am loster


"Breathe in. Breathe out.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment
will be the least of your problems."

 

[JohnHawkP]

You may not be him, yet I do see shades of Rob-O.
He too, wants to be King but nobody respects him.

Where have I ever intimated in the thousands of posts I've posted here I want to be King?

I'm not saying I'm better than anyone. I'm simply guaranteeing MY results.

I'm running an idea past you guys.

My existing clients reckon it's a goer.

But strewth mate geeza fair suck of the Sav

 

[Old Coastie]

I guarantee satisfaction. That seems to satisfy everyone.

 

[JohnHawkP]

http://www.deltasteamway.com/

I have a page on our website called “The Guarantee”

Never been challenged in decades of using it. No one copies it exactly, though some modify it to appear to give a similar guarantee.

Nice Loren

 

[Zee]

Where have I ever intimated in the thousands of posts I've posted here I want to be King?

465
18:29 PST

Not thousands....


You asked for opinions...we gave you opinions and some of us agreed that its cheesy and gimmicky. You didn't need to rattle off your whole career achievement list with your businesses in a defensive matter.

 

[FB7777]

Post counts are like life achievements....

overstated

 

[JohnHawkP]

465
18:29 PST

Not thousands....


You asked for opinions...we gave you opinions and some of us agreed that its cheesy and gimmicky. You didn't need to rattle off your whole career achievement list with your businesses in a defensive matter.

Go and **** Yourself you self righteous prick

 

[JohnHawkP]

Post counts are like life achievements....

overstated

And your point is?

 

[JohnHawkP]

465
18:29 PST

Not thousands....


You asked for opinions...we gave you opinions and some of us agreed that its cheesy and gimmicky. You didn't need to rattle off your whole career achievement list with your businesses in a defensive matter.

I wasn't defensive just stating facts.

When I am viciously attacked on a personal basis for no reason whatsoever I have every right to defend myself.

You go jump in a lake

 

[JohnHawkP]

465
18:29 PST

Not thousands....


You asked for opinions...we gave you opinions and some of us agreed that its cheesy and gimmicky. You didn't need to rattle off your whole career achievement list with your businesses in a defensive matter.

According to YOUR Rules I can't say I've been cleaning carpets for 32 Years.

You are off your Nut

 

[Zee]

According to YOUR Rules I can't say I've been cleaning carpets for 32 Years.

You are off your Nut

Relax buddy..before you're on the raft.

 

[Zee]

I wasn't defensive just stating facts.

When I am viciously attacked on a personal basis for no reason whatsoever I have every right to defend myself.

You go jump in a lake

Where were you attacked personally?

 

[Hack Attack]

I like penguins.

You've been sick, laid low, and thats your frustrated response?

good to see you back

 

[JohnHawkP]

Relax buddy..before you're on the raft.

You've lost me

The raft?

 

[Nomad74]

I throw in a free puppy with every urine job.

 

[Hack Attack]

I throw in a free puppy with every urine job.

one of my local cafes has a sign that says "if you leave your children unattended we'll give them free expresso and kittens" lol

 

[FredC]

The raft?

A serene journey embarked upon by members who get a little too nasty or break forum rules.

Chicken on a Raft

The offical chicken on a raft, how long can you handle it?

chickenonaraft.com

I would ask you to please limit the "Go and **** Yourself "s


No I don't understand why this thread is going the direction it is or why a few have decided to crawl in your ass about the guarantee...........I don't have to.............please keep it civil