Then There's This Idiot!

[Steve Manier]

http://worldsbestcarpetcleaner.com/fan_ ... ystems.cfm

I don't think Ive ever seen a rambling like this! :shock: For a great laugh, check out the whole site! He makes Mardie look like a genius! Can someone invite him here? :mrgreen:

 

[Jim Martin]

Just when you thought you read it all.......

 

[Zee]

Absolutely amazing... and I actually read the whole thing.

That person needs to come on and share.

 

[Becker]

OMG.. click on some of the other links. Like min charge under pricing.

 

[Jim Martin]

I bopped around looking at different things until I just couldn't take it any more...

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Minimum charge $45

...or maybe even $30

...or even come in his old pickup truck for less!

 

[miksar]

Holy cow, that's like a JB manifesto.

 

[Royal Man]

A prospect would never read ALL that !!

It breaks the ten second per page rapid scan rule.

 

[Becker]

A prospect would never read ALL that !!

It breaks the ten second per page rapid scan rule.

Patrice what you preach?

 

[Royal Man]

A prospect would never read ALL that !!

It breaks the ten second per page rapid scan rule.

Patrice what you preach?

Most of my pages a prospect can get the point in a few seconds.

Bullet point and pics lead them through.

 

[Mikey P]

is that a Cleaner Design's site?

 

[Opie Cleaner]

Is that a mini franchise?

 

[dgargan]

I love this part....


"Area Rugs are usually 20 cents per square foot to clean in your location. This includes fine oriental rugs, which normally cost $1.00 - $1.25 per square foot. The only disadvantage to cleaning these in your home is the fringe cannot be cleaned effectively, but that rarely needs it."

 

[rwcarpet]

Wonder if MARTY will read the whole web site???

 

[hogjowl]

Not after wading through this thread ...

 

[Charlie Lyman]

I wonder if that website is a sociology experiment for a marketing class for a college student.

 

[Vivers]

Well he sure has plenty of relevant content for onsite SEO. Hahahaha. What an absolute mess!

 

[AJR]

I think we have been punked. Where is Ashton?

 

[KevinL]

You can all laugh but he's still a better cleaner than all of us.

 

[Larry B]

I have ADD so there is no freaking way

 

[Steve Manier]

I love his writing tone...It reads like he's arguing with himself LOL

 

[Ron Werner]

Most of my pages a prospect can get the point in a few seconds.

Bullet point and pics lead them through.

Dave's clients read comic books shiteatinggrin

 

[Charlie Lyman]

Is it just my browser, or is that page no longer working?

 

[Royal Man]

[quote="Royal Man":381wrebr]Most of my pages a prospect can get the point in a few seconds.

Bullet point and pics lead them through.

Dave's clients read comic books shiteatinggrin[/quote:381wrebr]

A comic book format is far better for a website than a technical manual or a novel.

 

[Jim Martin]

Is it just my browser, or is that page no longer working?

complete white out.......

 

[AJR]

yep website not there anymore.


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