Time for another Jon Don picture contest

[billyeadon]

Ok you guys were very creative during our last sunglasses contest so we decided to have another one. To tie in with our current banner ad (yes you need to click on it to see what it is) we are looking for the best before and after spotting pictures. That leaves it pretty wide open. Creativity is always welcomeand encouraged, after all this is Mikeys Board. Boring doesn't play well here.

The prize is a custom designed 4 color postcard of your liking. The postcard will be designed by Mark Crosier who also does the banner ads so you know it will be interesting. Mark is the design wizard behind Mikeys postcards.

The winner will be chosen December 19th. Decision of the judges is final (unless Gary really starts whining again.)

Captain Kirk

 

[hogjowl]

Why not just come out with the post card program?

Imagine what that could do for your image.

 

[hogjowl]

Where was the after shot?

 

[billyeadon]

Why not just come out with the post card program?

Imagine what that could do for your image.

This postcard will come from My Easy Marketing. If you win you will be the only one in the country to have the program. Wouldn't that be special.

 

[hogjowl]

Mikey's had it for ... what ... a year now?

 

[Mark Imbesi]

I'm outta this one, Bill, after you renigged on your winning choice.

I was browsing some photos and immediately thought this was the sure winner in this contest. You see, this photo shows class. Fine looking South Philly Dego, nice tan, well built and defined, Rolex watch....need I go on? And it is definitely not staged like you hillbillies did. Did I mention, well groomed, too?

Anyway, I hate to burst someone's bubble, but the contest, or is it coontest, is over.

I choose that one...

 

[billyeadon]

I'm outta this one, Bill, after you renigged on your winning choice.

[quote="Marc Imbesi":2wghjwfx]I was browsing some photos and immediately thought this was the sure winner in this contest. You see, this photo shows class. Fine looking South Philly Dego, nice tan, well built and defined, Rolex watch....need I go on? And it is definitely not staged like you hillbillies did. Did I mention, well groomed, too?

Anyway, I hate to burst someone's bubble, but the contest, or is it coontest, is over.

I choose that one...

[/quote:2wghjwfx]

Marc, That is just plain scary. If I had chosen that one I would be getting more abuse than Scott.

 

[Doug D]

I have to agree with Odin about the best picture. That chick was hot!! Even her eyes were red!!

 

[Steve Toburen]

Marc, enough already. I need you and Terry to quit your whining. As honorable mention runner-ups both of you will be getting personally inscribed 8 x 10 glossies of yours truly. This trumps a crummy 100 dollar gift certificate any day!

Island Boy
www.strategiesforsuccess.com

PS It took lots of carefully staging but the photo is done. Now i have to think of a suitable inscription for Terry. Anyone have any non-pornographic suggestions?

 

[XTREME1]

perfect day for this contest

Today I had an area rug with
coca cola, ketchup, noodles, peanut butter, cake mix, tomato soup, salsa, spaghetti sauce, orange juice and some type of fish sh^t on it( I don't know if they were cleaning the tank or what)

Looks new now

 

[Steve Toburen]

Sounds dramatic and quite appetizing, Greg. But remember Big Billy said "photos". He is a very visual person.

IB

PS Speaking of visual have you seen my new 8 x 10 glossy photos? The winner can choose between one of my personally autographed photos or a boring custom designed post card from our myeasymarketing.com program that will be done right in 49 out of 50 states. (It will not be available in Alabama until 2014. We know how pissy these southern boys can be.)

 

[XTREME1]

I got out coca cola, ketchup, noodles, peanut butter, cake mix, tomato soup, salsa, spaghetti sauce, orange juice and some type of fish sh^t on it( I don't know if they were cleaning the tank or what)After

Before

 

[Steve Toburen]

You have waaaaay too much time on your hands, Greg. It is back to the scrub wand for you!

IB

PS We'll see what Big Billy has to say. I'd rank it a 7.5 on the funny meter, which isn't too bad.

 

[billyeadon]

I got out coca cola, ketchup, noodles, peanut butter, cake mix, tomato soup, salsa, spaghetti sauce, orange juice and some type of fish sh^t on it( I don't know if they were cleaning the tank or what)After

Before

I must be easier to impress or the 2 Guiness I had with dinner had an effect. I thought it was very creative. I would have given it a 9.0.

The Island Boy always sides with the East German judges.

 

[Able 1]

Love it Greg! fish sh*t... lmao

 

[Jack May]

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I'll have to go out and buy some of those green scrubby things for my techs to use... they should work great on my client's wool carpets don't you think?

John

 

[billyeadon]

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I'll have to go out and buy some of those green scrubby things for my techs to use... they should work great on my client's wool carpets don't you think?

John

John,

Over here we call that retexturizing.

Bill

 

[joey895]

I didn't take these with any contest in mind but what the heck. And hey the good thing is it was actually cleaned with a jondon product. Matrix Grand Slam.

The small spots in front of the couch are burns.

 

[Doug D]

Nice job Joey.

 

[Steve Toburen]

Joey, just one question. How did your wife finally convince you to clean your own carpets?

Island Boy

PS You know, maybe it is better that you don't share the details.

 

[billyeadon]

Joey,

Those will be hard to beat. Would you mind if I put them in my power point presentation with credit going to you.

Thanks,
Bill

PS I am not saying the Grand Slam plug would sway me. But it certainly can't hurt.

 

[Steve Toburen]

Hey Big Billy

So when are you going to give ME credit for all the stuff you've stol ... er, I mean "borrowed" from me?

And when did we change the rules? I thought we were going to give extra points for blatant plugs and shameless shilling?

IB

PS No time to bicker. I gotta get back to work on my new hobby- http://www.StrategiesForSuccess.com

 

[joey895]

Joey,

Those will be hard to beat. Would you mind if I put them in my power point presentation with credit going to you.

Thanks,
Bill

PS I am not saying the Grand Slam plug would sway me. But it certainly can't hurt.

I don't mind at all if you use them but now I really wish I would have had my other camera instead of just the camera phone.

 

[Steve Toburen]

You still have two weeks, Joey.

Island Boy

PS If you need raw material why don't you bring your TM along with camera over to Yeadon's house? Things get a little weird and and the carpets unspeakably messy after Big Billy has downed a few Guiness drafts.

 

[Mikey P]

Grand Slam all by itself?

No 02 boost?



Wow!


I hope you did a song and number for her.

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[joey895]

Who said there was no O2 boost? I put the exact amounts in the other thread.

 

[Mikey P]

oh

 

[Mikey P]

Who will win cards this cool?

 

[Steve Toburen]

I would think you wouldn't yank Marty's chain now that he is a moderator and all.

IB

PS It is a shame about Alabamer being excluded from our initial roll-out of myeasymarketing.com But tough choices had to be made.

 

[Mikey P]

I am a bit surprised at how few entries there are so far.

You guys realize that you can use old pictures right?



Remember the Judson contest?