I want to Race a Zipper. Who's in for a challenge?

[Desk Jockey]

"We weren't pulling a trailer and it was one of the steepest down hill runs in the area... "
Don't give Matt any excuses!

 

[BIG WOOD]

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Well, we didn't get to race the Zippers on carpet, but look who we found on the highway on the way to Atlanta!

We maybe had a slight edge on this race...

We weren't pulling a trailer and it was one of the steepest down hill runs in the area...

But we did have Zippers on board as we passed them... Lol

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I knew you'd bring that up in this thread, .

Did that Waffle House lunch go through you faster than your zipper on that bar room carpet?

 

[Old Coastie]

That looks like Monteagle mountain. So you didn't fly outta Birmingham and there'll be no lunch?

 

[Mark Saiger]

I knew you'd bring that up in this thread, .

Did that Waffle House lunch go through you faster than your zipper on that bar room carpet?

Nope... All held together...

Probably because my Butt hole is still pretty tight going down that mountain at Mach 9 speed with the Saiger van...

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

 

[Cleanworks]

Passed by the boys in blue and playing with your Zipper in a bar. I don't know about you Matt, I just don't know.

 

[Kellie Hiler]

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Nope... All held together...

Probably because my Butt hole is still pretty tight going down that mountain at Mach 9 speed with the Saiger van...

Lmao!!! You should try driving with me! Your butt would be so tight you'd be able to eat 10 Waffle House meals without issue...

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Old Coastie]

Lmao!!! You should try driving with me! Your butt would be so tight you'd be able to eat 10 Waffle House meals without issue...

My favorite Cardiac Special at Waffle House: Hashbrowns all the way, gravy and chili on top and cap it all with two eggs sunny side up.

Wash down with four cups of coffee. Call the cook "cookie" and assure him that he is an artiste. Tip well.

 

[Nate The Great]

Lmao!!! You should try driving with me! Your butt would be so tight you'd be able to eat 10 Waffle House meals without issue...

Any woman driver scares me........Women can't drive for sh!t.......................

@Desk Jockey was here.....

 

[BIG WOOD]

My favorite Cardiac Special at Waffle House: Hashbrowns all the way, gravy and chili on top and cap it all with two eggs sunny side up.

Wash down with four cups of coffee. Call the cook "cookie" and assure him that he is an artiste. Tip well.

You're crazy eating that kind waffle house food. I call that a suicide plate. My digestive system would Kill me if I ate a plate like that

 

[Kellie Hiler]

Any woman driver scares me........Women can't drive for sh!t.......................

@Desk Jockey was here.....

Hahaha! Let's just say I am an assertive driver.....

 

[Desk Jockey]

assertive driver

"Scary" uses less letters.

A Ford Explorer is NOT a F-150, back it down jack!

 

[FFA]

Let me fill you in on a little something about Matt...

He loves his big girls, confirmed on multiple occasions!!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Wash down with four cups of coffee. Call the cook "cookie" and assure him that he is an artiste. Tip well.

LOL

 

[BIG WOOD]

Let me fill you in on a little something about Matt...

He loves his big girls, confirmed on multiple occasions!!

Lol, something tells me you're a witness to a previous , hilarious conversation of mine in the past

 

[Desk Jockey]

TELL ITTTT!

 

[FFA]

Lol, something tells me you're a witness to a previous , hilarious conversation of mine in the past

I dont want to bring up any bad memories lol..

 

[Old Coastie]

You're crazy eating that kind waffle house food. I call that a suicide plate. My digestive system would Kill me if I ate a plate like that

A surgically accurate description. Tip well, Cookie might come to your funeral.

 

[Kellie Hiler]

Come on Matt....Tell it!!!

 

[BIG WOOD]

Nah, it's on the other forum. It'll be hard to re-enact because it was on several different threads.