Why do some of these people think they're important enough to be interviewed in our business? It's not like they're heart doctors who've come up with the latest and greatest heart surgery process. They're rug suckers! Who cares what got them in this business. They were probably just broke like the rest of us
VLM only guy gets it handed to him..
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Why do some of these people think they're important enough to be interviewed in our business? It's not like they're heart doctors who've come up with the latest and greatest heart surgery process. They're rug suckers! Who cares what got them in this business. They were probably just broke like the rest of us
Old Coastie
Supportive Member
This sounded more like a homemade video.
Zee
Supportive Member
I don't think the interview is the problem.
I think the "substance" of this interview is the real problem.
There was basically nothing of value in it for a prospective customer.
The sunglasses are a sizable no-no for an interview. Get rid of it.
The dirt yard....sitting on what appears to be a rock (?)..... Reeks of trashy. The ol' mustache doesn't help either.
The fence background with the dirt...I can't bring myself to understand what could have been the reason behind it. At least go to a grass field or something... Or sit in an office (at least borrow a nice lobby area for the 10 minutes to film it if you don't have an office)... Or a Starbucks corner booth...or go to a park overlooking Denver and talk about becoming a major player in the city while the camera is panning over the skyline....or sit next to your morbidly obese wife in your 1970's kitchen as she's loudly breathing like an old steam machine gasping for air and explain you're in it for the income because this thing needs foooooood. (hide your finger as you point to Jabba)
I don't mean to critique this too much and I admit I wouldn't be able to pull off an "interview" myself, with my goofy look and my accent...but looking at this, makes me cringe.
I think the "substance" of this interview is the real problem.
There was basically nothing of value in it for a prospective customer.
The sunglasses are a sizable no-no for an interview. Get rid of it.
The dirt yard....sitting on what appears to be a rock (?)..... Reeks of trashy. The ol' mustache doesn't help either.
The fence background with the dirt...I can't bring myself to understand what could have been the reason behind it. At least go to a grass field or something... Or sit in an office (at least borrow a nice lobby area for the 10 minutes to film it if you don't have an office)... Or a Starbucks corner booth...or go to a park overlooking Denver and talk about becoming a major player in the city while the camera is panning over the skyline....or sit next to your morbidly obese wife in your 1970's kitchen as she's loudly breathing like an old steam machine gasping for air and explain you're in it for the income because this thing needs foooooood. (hide your finger as you point to Jabba)
I don't mean to critique this too much and I admit I wouldn't be able to pull off an "interview" myself, with my goofy look and my accent...but looking at this, makes me cringe.
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Old Coastie
Supportive Member
I've always heard that fat wimminz need love too.
Zee
Supportive Member
Exactly. And that's what he should then explain....."I loved Jabba since that day I met it at the Hometown Buffet (insert Elf-like burp sound)...so I got into this business to supply it's needs"
And then change your tone and with empathy, explain about "that one time when we were approaching the local Big N Tall store and the employees saw us or perhaps felt to low level rumble, ran to the door to lock it while yelling towards us something in a totally frightened voice.. Something like "oh hell noooo!!"... Next thing we noticed was a large forklift blocking the door from the inside, so I felt really bad and decided to get in the carpet business to have enough money for custom made bed sheet clothing for her"
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Old Coastie
Supportive Member
..."and specialize in Very Large Mammoo, or VLM cleaning."
hogjowl
Idiot™
I think he may have smoked a few cigarettes in his lifetime
A reply if you are called back. 'Yes sir, we tried to clean it as much as we could at the time but had to stop so that we wouldn't damage the carpet. We will try to clean it some more and see what happens. The carpet maybe to worn in this area to look like new again but let's give it a shot'
hogjowl
Idiot™
In honor of jimmy, I went to KFC for lunch today.
It sucked
It sucked
I remember the KFC white trashed buffet, lol
We only have Popeye's in my town. All the KFC's went bankrupt and Popeye's bought the buildings. I miss my KFC. Fried chicken menus confuse me and I had just got to the point where I was proficient at ordering from KFC. Damn it! Now I'm trying to learn Popeye's menus all over again. Why is life so hard! Corn on the Cobb or Rice jumbolia? Beans or fried okra? What the hell! I don't know, just put some honey and butter in the bag and stop asking me questions!
You guys might remember the Anderson/Redding KFC. It made national news a few years ago when some fat girl took pictures of herself bathing in the kitchen sinks and posted the pics on FB. It put my town on the map.
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Hey mike,
I have tried a CRB, I didnt like it on residential which is what I mostly do. Might have appreciated it more if I did commercial.
I've never tried something like the multiwash 14" by powerflite, it has a collection between the brushes that captures the moisture have you ever tried one like that?
I have tried a CRB, I didnt like it on residential which is what I mostly do. Might have appreciated it more if I did commercial.
I've never tried something like the multiwash 14" by powerflite, it has a collection between the brushes that captures the moisture have you ever tried one like that?
Dolly Llama
Number 5
are you saying you'd rather do the vac and crb stuff than bonnet?
or are you saying do all the pre-stuff then bonnet?
I went to cupboard to get some Little Debbies
I was disappointed because there were less than I thought .
I then decided 5 would be better than none
..L.T.A.
Zee
Supportive Member
Now Mikey will surely tell you, that there is no such thing as SHOULD OF....but SHOULD HAVE.
And no COULD OF...but COULD HAVE.
Mark Saiger
Mr Happy!
hogjowl
Idiot™
It's your evening posts that disappoint.
Nevermind. I see that this happened 2years ago. Geez Mikey! You made it look like this just happened. You got us all excited
hogjowl
Idiot™
It's hard to follow Mikezilla sometimes
FredC
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Not that we need another mardee but it isn't like the guy stopped doing this...invite him over
Mikey P
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Mikey P
Administrator
thats what Ed said...
Dolly Llama
Number 5
Mikey P
Administrator
Please dont.
You'll either go greedy, resent me for making a buck here or show me your vagina and kill me.
You'll either go greedy, resent me for making a buck here or show me your vagina and kill me.
